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Post by danlembo on Sept 3, 2015 20:44:42 GMT
What's up, bitches?
My strategy as of now is to be as obnoxious as possible, and the people who find me will work me into their plans somehow. I plan on playing a low key, UTR game and try to lighten the mood as much as possible, whether it be through my excessive bragging, my kinky sex life, or just my completely batshit, off-the-wall responses to people. If people kick me off for being hilarious? Fine. But they will have lost a loyal number who will vote how he is told and won't take the game too seriously.
My strategy in this game might change if I'm booted from the other ORG that I am in, but as of right now, I plan on trying to make people laugh and get them to like me as much as possible. I'm playing a character more than I'm playing a game.
Lembo out!
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Post by PW Gabe on Sept 3, 2015 21:24:39 GMT
PLEASE organize these thoughts either in episodes or in one thread lol. I'll give you 5 imaginary dollars. Also good luck Dan the Man! Edit: Also if you can label "My confessionals (better title obviously)" Or "Episode 1" that'd be AMAZING. KTHX I'm done bothering you.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 3, 2015 21:34:21 GMT
WELL THEN THIS IS MY PREGAME THREAD
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Post by danlembo on Sept 3, 2015 22:36:09 GMT
I already know who Max is. He played on another season that I'm on. You could never trust him to keep shit to himself and he always talks in emojis and thinks he's way funnier than he actually is. Fuck. I really hope that we aren't put on the same tribe. I might kill him.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 4, 2015 0:32:56 GMT
Honestly, right now, my main goal is for people to think of me as some sort of sex-crazed millionaire. The idea of Dan Lembo being aroused by money is hilarious to me.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 4, 2015 1:25:49 GMT
I will post some screencaps of conversations later. I've hit comedy gold in terms of sexual comedy.
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Post by Host JFP on Sept 4, 2015 1:37:35 GMT
DAN LEMBO STRAIGHT SCROOGE MCDUCKIN' IN THIS JOINT.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 4, 2015 2:03:04 GMT
First impressions:
Ami- Probably the coolest chick I've met so far. She responds to my awkward advances and sexual jokes and I enjoy talking with her. I'm hoping me and her land on the same tribe so that I can be her loyal +1.
Zoe- Another person like Ami, but considerably less fun to talk to. She seems to like me though, even though I said her face looks like it was ran over by a train.
Alexis- She's okay. Kinda boring to talk to. Her responses are fairly brief, but she at least talks with me. Good shit.
Michelle- Essentially the same as Alexis. Very interchangeable. I said that she needs at least C cups to ride in my Ferrari though. Im not sure why she's still talking to me.
There's a lot of duds right now. Really lame. Super boring. Max is someone I know from another ORG who uses emojis all the time. It comes off as creeoy, disingenuous, and just fucking annoying. Every guy I've talked to has been bing as fuck. Ugh. Fuck this cast. I'm the only decent person here.
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