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danlembo
Dan Lembo

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Fuck you, my turn to talk Oct 11, 2015 7:15:18 GMT via mobile iceiceami and fymaxwell like this

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Post by danlembo on Oct 11, 2015 7:15:18 GMT

Hey, it's your homeboi the Lemboghini. I don't have many questions, since I was in the game for maybe 4 total rounds. Like, maybe 9 days. There's not a whole lot of specifics that I know about either of you and honestly, I don't really care. Right now, I'm probably going to vote Jeff, but I can be swayed either way.

My main request is that you guys give me a rundown of your side of the story in the game. What moves did you make? What alliances did you break? What plans did you fake? Give me all of that juicy info. Make it funny & interesting, too. If I get too bored, than I might just submit my vote to the other out of frustration. And for added challenge, keep it under 200 words. Yes, I am being serious. Anything over 200 and I'll be super duper pissed, bruh. You don't want that.

Also, make fun of everyone in the game that's still relevant at this stage. Make fun of the jury members. Make fun of your opponent. Then make fun of yourself. Your goal shouldn't be to make us cry; your goal should be that you aren't going to ass kiss for votes.

Also, do you guys know any single chicks? Kinda desperate rn

Host Austin Administrator Posts: 100	Fuck you, my turn to talk Oct 11, 2015 13:09:37 GMT PW Ashley, iceiceami, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Host Austin on Oct 11, 2015 13:09:37 GMT Oct 11, 2015 7:15:18 GMT danlembo said: Also, do you guys know any single chicks? Kinda desperate rn Dan this is an ORG. You know the answer.

danlembo Dan Lembo Posts: 225	Fuck you, my turn to talk Oct 11, 2015 17:56:30 GMT via mobile fymaxwell likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by danlembo on Oct 11, 2015 17:56:30 GMT Oct 11, 2015 13:09:37 GMT Host Austin said: Oct 11, 2015 7:15:18 GMT danlembo said: Also, do you guys know any single chicks? Kinda desperate rn Dan this is an ORG. You know the answer.

jeff
Jeff Wilson

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Fuck you, my turn to talk Oct 12, 2015 22:13:46 GMT danlembo likes this

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Post by jeff on Oct 12, 2015 22:13:46 GMT

So there once was a very handsome guy named Jeff. He came in looking for some friends, and he found some very quickly in Zoe and Andrea, they became close and decided form an alliance. That wasn't enough friends for Jeff however, he wanted to make friends with the crazy rich guy in his tribe Dan. Dan was a little strange, but it was all in good fun, unfortunately he had to be cut out of the popular circle. The group of 3 friends decided to branch out and find others. They confided in PG, Ami and Max, who were also together. When all went wrong, The 6 friends were separated from each other, not forever, but for an unknown amount of time. Some of them had to be taken away and executed. And then there were only 4 left. The bully of the school and 3 of the original 6. Jeff had to choose between his old friends or someone that he wanted to build a bond with. He chose to be loyal and stuck to the old. But in the end all good things must come to an end, and that’s when he chose victory over friendship.

200 exactly

peihgeelaw
Peih-Gee Law

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Fuck you, my turn to talk Oct 12, 2015 23:39:07 GMT

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Post by peihgeelaw on Oct 12, 2015 23:39:07 GMT

Some may consider my gameplay to be PG-13, but I made a shit ton of small yet effective moves in this game. From switching targets from a nobody to another nobody, to playing my idol, to making a majority alliance with you, chilling in the middle, taking out the scary players (Alexis + Zoe), and avoiding elimination in the final four. I made an alliance with Zoe that was about as broken as my grandma's back, an alliance with Jon/Katie/Alexis that I broke and reformed, and faked a vote towards Matty when I was in danger. So all in all, pretty chill. As far as the single girls, I gotta ton of single friends who are looking for a ride in THE Lamborgini. :

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