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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 13, 2015 10:14:18 GMT
Aha!! It has been too LONG since Brunhilda tasted the sweet sweet tang of BLOOD and TEARS across her steel! I feel the age old wrath stirring within me, HUNGERING to tear my foes limb from limb! It is a thrill which knows no equal measure! You have not lived until you have looked into the eyes of a man about to be beaten senseless with his own RIGHT SHIN. But enough about killing. Let us discuss the fate of my current foe: Maxwellius, Son of Daw. He is ruthless, cunning, and AMBITIOUS beyond measure! I shall plunge his head into a vat of molten GOLD. Perhaps this will slake his lust for power and riches! Baha!  |
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 14, 2015 8:31:17 GMT
ALAS! It is a SAD day when I am forced to slaughter ANOTHER one of my horde SO QUICKLY. But grim news hath reached my EARS, that this... PEE GEE... what the devil do those characters STAND FOR? Personal goat? Pretend giant? Produce god? YES. Produce God. BEHOLD! My horde contains the GOD of leafy GREENS! Tremble in fear at our HIGH IRON COUNTS and mighty consumptions of LUTEIN and ZEAXANTHIN to preserve our vision! (#BarbarianFacts) ANYHOW, this GREENGROCER deity has BESMIRCHED my name, and last round was CATCALLING from the opposing BATTLEFRONT, trying to GOAD our forces into CRAVEN BETRAYAL. Now that she is forced to fight ALONGSIDE the barbarians, her tune has CHANGED! Perhaps she has been under the TUTELAGE of ORPHEUS, or encountered a MUSE! But a more LIKELY explanation is that she is a COWARD who did not think that she would ever be pressed into SERVITUDE in my ranks! How CRUEL the FATES can be! For her SLANDEROUS insinuations, I shall CUT OUT her tongue, and bury it deep within the BOWELS of the earth, that the only recipients of her lies will be the WORMS and the BEETLES! Then she will surely perish of GANGRENE or STARVATION! A FITTING PUNISHMENT INDEED! |
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 14, 2015 8:32:07 GMT
Also thanks to having to coordinate a second bloody tribal council today, I couldn't get things finished. It's Fairplay's fault for rushing the challenge schedule, blame him. :/
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 18, 2015 7:33:38 GMT
OOC: I actually really wanted to keep you, and I fought hard to convince Katie that we should, but what it ultimately came down to is that we don't know that the Exile twist will or won't be around next round, and with challenge beast Zoe on the other side of the equation, that can royally bone us if we don't have a sizable majority. I know you'd probably be loyal to me, and it kills me to cut you loose like this, but ultimately I don't know that I have Jeff. So, yeah. This is shit. I really honestly hope you have another idol in your pocket, because you don't deserve to go home over Matty. |
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 20, 2015 19:00:07 GMT
Voting for Jay
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Post by PW Shirin on Sept 20, 2015 22:15:55 GMT
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 22, 2015 20:49:02 GMT
 You are CLEARLY a powerful witch to have cast a SPELL OF UNBREAKABLE LOYALTY over the PUNY and WEAK-MINDED brawns. Such WITCHERY cannot be ABIDED by one who thirsts for JUSTICE as much as I! Also I'll be playing my idol on Jon or Katie if they get the majority of the votes tonight. If I can only pick one of them I pick Jon. Tysm let's hope this works. |
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 25, 2015 19:46:21 GMT
My vote tonight is for AMI! Let us SEE how strong your social game TRULY IS!
Also I will be playing my idol on myself if I get the most votes tonight, obvs.
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 26, 2015 16:56:56 GMT
 Seems like a waste to idol out the worst player in the cast, but he's still packing something from exile and he seems too selfish to have given it up. Take out his power, flip someone, PROFIT. And pre-play the idol on myself or Katie (priority myself if it somehow comes down to her or me going home in case of a split/second idol) obviously. |
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 28, 2015 14:28:03 GMT
Voting for Jeff. Gotta continue purging the weak!
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 28, 2015 23:48:20 GMT
I am CHANGING my vote, in hopes of SMITING the ice with who has held this land in a FROSTBITTEN STRANGLEHOLD. AMI MUST DIE!
I will TRY to make a PARCHMENT soon.
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Alexis Maxwell
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Post by alexis on Sept 29, 2015 0:10:36 GMT
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