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Post by danlembo on Sept 19, 2015 6:30:42 GMT
You thought that you saw the last of the Lemboghini?! Baby, you haven't seen nothin' yet.
Expect more dicking around, more call outs, more bluntness, more chaos, and more hilarity thanks to yours truly!
I know John had a better shot in the game than me, but I want that ALLSTARS spot, you know?! I can't get that shit from first boot! I gotta make a COMEBACK!!!
I don't give a shit if I win. I just want my allstars. That's it. And I will stop at nothing to get it.
Kenney, I love you (well not really), but this Allstars slot is MINE, BITCH!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I plan on working very close with Ami and Zoe. Sounds like those two have some serious chemistry. I'll throw in some dihydrogen monoxide if you know what I mean (water) and mix those two with me and help them get to the end.
I'm like Jimmy Johnson in Nicaragua, motherfucker! I'm not going to win, but I'm GOING to help people get there!
I would add the victory screech from Spongebob, but I'm on mobile. So I'll speak it out and add a picture later.
VICTORY SCREECH!! AOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Post by PW Ashley on Sept 19, 2015 6:43:03 GMT
will you propose to me at the reunion
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Post by PW Ashley on Sept 19, 2015 6:43:19 GMT
I'LL ACCEPT
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Post by PW Gabe on Sept 19, 2015 8:15:58 GMT
I actually almost died laughing when I saw the Video Game Dunkey video. 'grats man, nice to see you learned you lesson from before........ OR HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, AT ALL.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 19, 2015 18:10:38 GMT
Lol I'm trying to get the tribe named Bukkake, which is basically a sex act in which a ton of dudes jizz all over a girl. Having the tribe name be Bukkake would be my fucking magnum opus.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 19, 2015 18:15:03 GMT
 Lmao I just stumbled across this again. God dude this shit is hilarious. |
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Post by Host Austin on Sept 19, 2015 20:00:04 GMT
I love Dan Lembo as portrayed by Frank Reynolds, it's a perfect fit. #Rumham
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Post by danlembo on Sept 19, 2015 20:21:47 GMT
I love Dan Lembo as portrayed by Frank Reynolds, it's a perfect fit. #Rumham Holy shit, this is probably the best description of me. I don't want to bang Andrea with my magnum dong, she's a dirty wh-oore! |
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Post by danlembo on Sept 22, 2015 1:27:37 GMT
This is what should theoretically happen for the rest of the game. The Alexis/Katie/Andrea/Jon alliance is picked off. Our alliance of PG/Jeff/Zoe/Ami/Lemboghini remains intact until then. Me, Ami, and Zoe pair up for the rest of the game and make F3. Everyone rewards idk, someone. Probs not me. Totes cool with that tho.
Who knows? Maybe I'll get some action on the way to F3. Romance is in the air! I think. Idk, I just want to get laid without having to pay someone again.
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Post by danlembo on Sept 22, 2015 1:33:51 GMT
Like, that's how it should go. You know? There's bound to be a few hurdles, but that's the F3 that I want, and I think that Ami and Zoe agree at the moment.
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Post by PW Ashley on Sept 22, 2015 3:47:38 GMT
can you please win the game
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Post by danlembo on Sept 22, 2015 4:19:15 GMT
can you please win the game I've been telling people that I've been playing for fun, not to win. But I'll give it a go. But I require a one time payment of 6 BJ's and I will give it my best effort. |
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Post by PW Ashley on Sept 22, 2015 4:31:28 GMT
can you please win the game I've been telling people that I've been playing for fun, not to win. But I'll give it a go. But I require a one time payment of 6 BJ's and I will give it my best effort.  wish granted |
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Post by danlembo on Sept 22, 2015 6:11:54 GMT
 Lmao pissing off Alexis is fun af tbh. She has this notion that Andrea/Ami/Zoe are working together tight, which sounds far out enough that it could be true. She's probably just making me super paranoid though so I side with her. Her pitches seem to make no sense. I asked her for sex and I would side with her, then I find out she's a dude. I ask her to hook me up with someone and she promises me pictures, like lol. Pics of random girls that he may or may not know is one of the more interesting propositions for choosing an alliance that I have heard, but lol, why would I go with you when I have a rock in Ami and Zoe. Smh Alexis time to annoy you more cuz it's funny. |
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Post by danlembo on Sept 22, 2015 6:13:38 GMT
I've been telling people that I've been playing for fun, not to win. But I'll give it a go. But I require a one time payment of 6 BJ's and I will give it my best effort. wish granted Not what I meant, hut appreciate the creativity. I want ORAL SEX ON THE LEMBOGHINI, WHICH IS MY DICK. YOU WANNA COME OVER AND BLOW ME? MY STANDARDS ARE AT AN ALL TIME LOW!INVEST WHEN THEY'RE LOW, SELL WHEN THEY'RE HIGH! Lol I would probably bang a donut at this point tbh. Anything with a hole. Swiss cheese comes to mind, too. |
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