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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:03:57 GMT
I'm a dessertarian. I live for junk food.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:04:11 GMT
I'm a single, lonely guy with a dad bod. It's pretty sad.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:04:37 GMT
Though my beard is my baby. I'll always love it.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:04:59 GMT
And Shirin is my girlfriend.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:05:14 GMT
My right hand.* I don't know where Shirin came from, hehe. Heh.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:05:30 GMT
Though Shirin can't resist the charm of my alluring beard.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:05:56 GMT
No one can. It's a curse.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:06:11 GMT
A curse, I say!!!
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:06:56 GMT
Guys, I'm actually a professional rapper in real life, no lie.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:07:09 GMT
I'm about to drop some straight fire here, dawgs!
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:07:33 GMT
Yo, my name is Max, I'm rollin' with my Brains.
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:07:47 GMT
Callin' themselves Angels, although it's hell we raise!
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:08:07 GMT
With the beard, and the charm, and the swagger to pull it through!
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:08:23 GMT
Just an fy max - I'm coming for you!
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Post by fymaxwell on Sept 12, 2015 4:08:52 GMT
So you better hold up, bro
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